As the 1980s came to an end, what do you think stood as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most financially successful movie? It would be reasonable to guess The Terminator or Predator or maybe even Commando.

I wouldn’t blame you if you aren’t expecting much from this weekend’s remake of Total Recall, the 1990s Schwarzenegger action movie that’s been turned into a dimly lit paranoiafest starring Colin ...