Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

A video shared on social media shows the moment when a man was thrown from a water slide onto the rocky ground below.David Salmon posted the video on his Facebook page. "(I'm) too dang old to be going ...

A crew of Connecticut firefighters dedicated their Saturday afternoon to prying a grown man out of a children’s slide at a local playground after he got trapped inside the hot tube. The 40-year-old ...

VERNON, CT (WFSB) - A 40-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a slide on a school playground in Vernon. The fire department responded to Northeast Elementary School for the report of a man ...

He was found "wedged feet and head first down the slide and stuck in the middle portion,” officials said Town of Vernon Fire Department The Vernon Fire Department said it rescued a 40-year-old man who ...

The newest development to the Waco water slide "The Royal Flush" fails: a man goes down backward and his face shows the pain of his mistake. Matt Hess saw the slide trending on Reddit's homepage about ...