Melania Trump showed up to her dude’s inauguration in a hat so wide it impeded kissing. Trump could only get a teensy cheek peck when Melania’s got that shit on.

On January 20, the first lady stepped out for the day of inaugural ceremonies in a double-breasted navy coat from American designer Adam Lippes, styled with a matching pair of stiletto heels, black leather gloves, and the pièce de résistance, a wide-brim Eric Javits hat, worn low across her brow bone.