Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday picked apart former President Donald Trump’s new “brand crap to sell to his lemmings.” “Hold on to your MAGA hats because this one is going to cost you,” Kimmel said of the $100,

"Spend all day, every day cheating at golf and masturbating to Newsmax and let a competent woman take over," said Molly McNearney, who flaunted an Emmy she won for executive producing 2024's Kimmel-hosted Oscars.

The joke Kimmel actually made at the Oscars, after reading Trump's Truth Social rant out loud, was: "I'm surprised you're still up, isn't it past your jail time?" — and even though Trump seems convinced that Kimmel's wife, Molly McNearney, didn't want him to make the joke, Kimmel brings her out on stage to make it very clear where she stands.

Jimmy Kimmel spotted a rare moment of honesty from Donald Trump on Wednesday. “I don’t know if he had a mental lapse or if he just forgot to keep lying, but he said he lost!” Kimmel said, then rolled footage of Trump at an event earlier that day.

Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday night responded to Donald Trump after the former president verbally attacked him at a rally in Pennsylvania earlier in the week. “He’s one of the dumbest human beings ever,” Trump complained.